Man Exposes Himself on Flight to Syracuse

A man is accused of exposing himself to a flight attendant during a July 4th US Airways flight from Washington, DC, to Syracuse. There are so many great things about this article that you should just go and read the whole thing, but I’ll point out a couple:

–The accused man claims the flight attendant is making the whole thing up. Says the accused: “”I do believe that is a bad call on her part…”
–The accused’s profession: “pipe liner.” Really.
–Police found five Polaroids of the man’s penis in his luggage. Why, you may ask, did he have five Polaroids of his penis? Because he wanted to show his girlfriend “the contrast between the sunburned areas of his body and the areas that weren’t exposed on the beach.” That makes sense.
–He’s a pipe liner.

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