That’s Not a Penis Pump, That’s a Bomb

Crazy Passengers August 25 2006 1 Comment

A guy is taking a trip from Chicago to Turkey with his mom and when he gets to the airport, security sees a slightly suspicious object in his luggage.  They ask what the object is and the guy tells security that it’s a bomb.  It’s not a bomb, of course, it’s a penis pump (obviously).   He was too embarassed to sell security in front of his mother that he brought the penis pump with him, so he did what any of us would do in this situation:  he lied.  And said it was a bomb.  Which, if you’ve ever flown, you’ll know is a stupid thing to say.  Which is why he’s now facing felony charges.  No word on whether they confiscated the pump.

One Response on “That’s Not a Penis Pump, That’s a Bomb”

  1. Mario says:

    Yes, it is a bomb. If you look it up in a dictionary you’ll find out why you are wrong.

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