Security: Please Do Not Bring Holy Water on the Plane

Passengers flying on the Vatican’s new charter flights are being told to leave their holy water at home (basically).  Officials France’s Tarbes-Lourdes Airport told a passenger who was carrying 8 Madonna-shaped bottles filled with holy water that she couldn’t take them on the plane because they were a security threat.  They said this with a straight face.

Fret not, religious pilgrims, because airline officials had the foresight to place small bottles of holy water on the seat of every passenger.  God 1, French Airport Security 0.

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